Packages

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Signature*

Signed, Sealed and Delivered** - Order campaigns as & when you need from our Shop. Upload your copy & data, we'll pack, write & send everything for you.

  • £750/year membership fee

  • No minimum order quantity

  • No minimum order frequency

From £750 / user / year

(Annual membership)

Unignorable***

The Full Package - More hands-on, we’ll help create your strategy, write your copy, choose your lumps, and then fulfil everything for you.

  • We do everything with you

  • Ongoing strategy sessions

  • Non-compete basis

From £1,500 / month

(Minimum 3 months)

Bespoke

Need something extra special? Beyond The Lumpy Mail Shop, we work with just 6 businesses at any time to create bespoke campaigns.

  • £1,500 “ideas deposit”

  • Completely bespoke campaigns

  • Non-compete basis

From £10,000

(Minimum 3 months)

*The Lumpy Mail Shop is by application only, and limited to just 100 members. As much as I would love to welcome every man and his dog as a member, this decision has been made to make this platform as effective for the members as possible. This exclusivity ensures no members are competing with one another, prevents the strategy from becoming saturated, and allows these campaigns to continue to stand out & succeed.

**The Lumpy Mail Shop is in no way endorsed by Stevie Wonder, but that should be obvious. It might just make you feel as cool as him, however.

***Unignorable membership requires a £1,000 set up fee, to be paid in addition to the first month’s payment. This covers the extra time taken during the first month to build strategy and write your copy.

Your dream clients don’t have to stay a dream.

And, let’s be honest, it would actually be weird if you kept dreaming about someone, when you’d never even met them.

Quite inappropriate actually.

So, let’s change that. By sending exciting, intriguing and proven Lumpy Mail marketing campaigns, we will turn your dream clients into a reality.

The rest is up to you.

Are you ready?