Packages

Stop being ignored & start booking more meetings.

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Signature*

Signed, Sealed and Delivered*** - Order campaigns as & when you need from our Shop. Upload your copy & data, we'll pack, write & send everything for you.

  • £750/year membership fee

  • Use tried & tested campaigns

  • No minimum order

From £750 / user / year

(Annual membership)

Unignorable**

The Full Package - More hands-on, we’ll help create your strategy, write your copy, choose your lumps, and then fulfil everything for you.

  • We do everything with you

  • Ongoing strategy sessions

  • Non-compete basis

From £2,000 / month

(Minimum 3 months)

Dream 1oo

For Your Dream Clients - A multi-touch strategy to get you through to the 50-200 people who would be worth the most to you… but are hardest to reach.

  • Reach your biggest accounts

  • Help with data & follow-ups

  • 1 of 4 non-compete spots

From £10,000 / 6 months

(Minimum 6 months.)

*The Lumpy Mail Shop is by application only, and limited to just 100 members.This exclusivity prevents the strategy from becoming saturated, and allows these campaigns to continue to stand out & succeed.

**The Unignorable membership requires a £1,000 set up fee, to be paid in addition to the first month’s payment. This covers the extra time taken during the first month to build strategy and write your copy.

***The Lumpy Mail Shop is in no way endorsed by Stevie Wonder, but that should be obvious. It might just make you feel as cool as him, however.

Your dream clients don’t have to stay a dream.

And, let’s be honest, it would actually be weird if you kept dreaming about someone, when you’d never even met them.

Quite inappropriate actually.

So, let’s change that. By sending exciting, intriguing and proven Lumpy Mail marketing campaigns, we will turn your dream clients into a reality.

The rest is up to you.

Are you ready?