Packages

Stop being ignored & start booking more meetings.

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Signature*

Signed, Sealed and Delivered** - You choose your lumps from our Shop, upload your copy & data, we'll handwrite, pack & send everything out for you.

From £750 / user / year

(Annual membership)

LMS Signature Application

Full name

First Name

Last Name

Company name

Website

http://

Who do you help, and how?

How would you define your category?

E.g. IT Recruitment across the UK

How many users would you need?

E.g. To send lumpy mail form 5 different sales reps, you would need 5 users

Unignorable***

The Full Package - We create your strategy, write your killer copy, choose your lumps, and then fulfil everything for you.

From £1,500 / month

(Minimum 3 months)

LMS Unignorable Application

Name

First Name

Last Name

Company

Subject

Who do you help, and how?

Website

http://

How would you describe your category?

E.g. IT Recruitment across the UK

What is your monthly budget?

£1,500 - £2,500

£2,500 - £5,000

£5,000 - £10,000

£10,000+

Bespoke

Need something extra special? Beyond The Lumpy Mail Shop, we work with just 6 businesses at any time to create bespoke campaigns.

From £10,000

(Minimum 3 months)

Bespoke Campaigns

Name

First Name

Last Name

Company

Website

http://

Who do you help, and how?

How would you describe your category?

E.g. IT Recruitment across the UK

Please provide more information about your enquiry

E.g. We have a list of 100 top companies in the UK who we would love to work with. We want a bespoke campaign that will help us reach our goal of bringing on 10 clients in the next 12 months.

*The Lumpy Mail Shop is by application only, and limited to just 100 members. As much as I would love to welcome every man and his dog as a member, this decision has been made to make this platform as effective for the members as possible. This exclusivity ensures no members are competing with one another, prevents the strategy from becoming saturated, and allows these campaigns to continue to stand out & succeed.

**The Lumpy Mail Shop is in no way endorsed by Stevie Wonder, but that should be obvious. It might just make you feel as cool as him, however.

***Premium memberships require a £1,000 set up fee, to be paid in addition to the first month’s payment. This covers the extra time taken during the first month to build strategy and write your copy.

Your dream client doesn’t have to stay a dream.

And, let’s be honest, it would actually be weird if you kept dreaming about someone, when you’d never even met them.

Quite inappropriate actually.

So, let’s change that. By sending exciting, intriguing and proven Lumpy Mail marketing campaigns we WILL turn your dream client into a reality.

The rest is up to you.

Are you ready?